THE FALLEN CLERIC

I think the emerging church should disappear and then emerge again – as something entirely different.  I think it should do that every five years, in that emerging church spirit of always wanting something new and hip.  I think it should emerge with great fanfare, set to music, preferably with people dancing and looking deeply spiritual and yet somehow extremely sexual at the same time.  And of course it should do all of this in the name of authenticity and keeping it real.

And naturally each new emerging should be recorded and broadcast to “non-emergent” churches everywhere to help the rest of us emerge.  There should be instructions for exactly how to emerge — words to say, words to avoid, directions on taking over other “less successful” churches in the area to start “satellite” churches, marketing, the whole spiel.  Asking price should be no less than $80.00 per packet.

This would be good.  After all, the biggest problem in the church, surely, is that we are not hip enough, right?  My senior year of high school each of us seniors got to leave a parting quote, or life plan, for the underclassmen, and those words were bound in a book and distributed.  Mine says something about “joining a band and teaching this world what Jesus rock and roll is all about.”  Great.  Jack Black evangelism.  “Come to Jesus, man, and see how he will rock you and totally melt your face off.”

I never did join that band and show the world what Jesus rock and roll is all about.  (They still don’t get it, and I’m not sure why they should.)  The truth is, I grew up.  I quit thinking that what God really needs is someone to make the message cooler.  This is not to disparage artists who are trying to do quality art and who cannot authentically do that without mentioning God. I’m referring to that mindset I used to have, that what we really need to do is get more people to think this whole God-thing is cool. (continue reading…)

Originally posted 2009-10-14 09:51:40. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

In yesterday’s post I was writing about how there’s a problem in the church that is evident in the statistical data which shows that divorce and other moral problems are occurring in the lives of Christians at the same rate as in those who are not Christians.

I think the cause of this is deeper than most people would imagine.  (continue reading…)

Originally posted 2009-10-08 00:49:57. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

Lily Tomlin once noted that when we talk to God we call it prayer, but when God talks back we call it schizophrenia.

More than 90% of Americans say they pray regularly.  Are you one of them?  When you talk to God, do you hope that he will talk back?  Is there any reason you should not expect him to?  How do you know when you have heard from God, or when your own head or someone else’s opinion is messing with you?

Addressing this topic, Jesus said, "My sheep know my voice." But how can that be? Does God mysteriously enable us to know his voice at some point in our spiritual journey?  If not, when and how do we learn it?  The simple answer is that we learn to hear God’s voice the same way we learn to hear every other voice — in relationship. We learn the voices of our parents because we hear them nearly every day for about the first two decades of our lives. We learn the voices of our friends as we hear them regularly. So to hear and learn the voice of God, we must have gone well beyond a transaction with God ("here’s my prayer of belief, now give me my salvation") and dived wholeheartedly into a relationship with Him. If the person who bagged your groceries yesterday calls you on the phone today, you almost certainly will not recognize his voice. If the person who gave birth to you calls you today, chances are good you will recognize her voice.

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Originally posted 2009-11-06 01:06:25. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

For all the talk that goes on in Christian churches today about reaching “the lost,” I would love to see a little more emphasis on reaching “the found.”  When people who identify as Christian but are mired from month to month and year to year in pornography, gambling, addictions, and bad marriages (at nearly identical rates to those who do not claim to be Christians), something is profoundly wrong.

There are several directions we can go with this.  1.) We can say that the reason Christians are nearly identical to non-Christians in terms of how we actually live is because what we believe is not actually capable of bringing transformation; 2) We can say that we’re missing a critical piece of the whole thing — something upon which the promise of transformation itself rests and without which there can simply be no significant transformation; 3) We can say that the problem is that we just aren’t trying hard enough.  (As some popular writers are in fact saying.  See my post “Not Crazy about Crazy Love“.)

I think the answer is #1 and #2.  I think the reason Christians en-masse are not experiencing significant life transformation is because we missing a critical piece of what Christianity actually is.  (continue reading…)

I’m kind of stuck in limbo, between the guy side of me that hates TV shows like What Not To Wear, and the counselor/theologian side that finds them irresistible.  For here, played out on TV for all, are stories of transformation.  In 40 minutes, a 40 year old woman who still dresses like a 12 year old girl will find her true self, but not until she stands in front of the 360 degree mirror and faces the truth.  There is a way forward, and hosts Clinton and Stacy always know how to find it, but the journey is always through layers of fear and falsehood (continue reading…)